I noticed a rather unusual stain on my bedroom sheets. I know eew and how random? Yes, I even sniffed it under further investigation. No noticeable odor. It seemed as if some juice or tea had been spilled down the side onto my bedskirt, at the foot of my bed. Hmmm...To top it off, I was pretty annoyed that I actually have to remove, wash, and iron the bedskirt. It looks awful if I don't iron it. I couldn't think of a time the girls would have brought juice into the bedroom. So, I go to the last suspect, the husband.
Me: Did you see this totally random stain down the sheets onto the bedskirt?
Hubby: Oh, that's beer. GL was diving off our bed and I had my beer in my hand, it spilled when I was catching her.
Me: So, you didn't take the sheets off when you did it? YOU are going to get the fun job of dealing with the bedskirt.
Hubby: no response.
And, as you can imagine, no follow up with the laundering of the beer stained sheets either.