Sunday, February 2, 2014

Shop At MalWart From Your Couch! Just What America Needs.

America, our day has arrived. You don't have to get off your couch to shop at MalWart. As a savvy shopper and influencer, I have been offered a sneak peek at this new service and FREE DELIVERY! Wow! A company that made $15.7 BILLION in profits in 2012 has offered me free delivery, I really can't contain my excitement. Oh and I can share with my social networks, for free. Sounds like an amazing opportunity. The problem is the last time I shopped at MalWart for groceries, was never. I'm going to keep my streak alive.

It was hard to turn down this generous offer, but indeed I had to pass all in the name of integrity.

Eat Play Love, maintaining integrity since 2007.